Love the UEFA spokeman's response to Brexit on Friday, when asked if it will affect Euro 2016, "Northern Ireland voted Remain, so if they win the trophy they can take it home with them. Wales voted Leave, so if they win it they cannot take the trophy home with them."
An hour later Roy Hodgson phoned the spokesman to ask about England, "as we voted Leave?"
The spokesman was unable to answer due to ill health, but is now in hospital having had his sides sown back together :)
DIY Abortions, Make The First Five Saturdays and Fast on Monday
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On Wednesday the House of Commons voted to make DIY abortions at home a
permanent feature in English law. The Welsh government had already decided
to do...
1 month ago